Dress to Impress

desert-neon:

In response to the Autumn/Halloween prompts going around. I’ve seen several mentioning Halloween costumes and your OTP dressing as their OTP. This is my Clint/Coulson effort. 

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Clint had worked hard on his costume. He’d tracked down (and paid a small fortune for) an authentic uniform. He’d snuck off to an anonymous tailor on the other side of the city, to make sure it fit right and showed off everything he wanted it to show off. He’d scrolled through countless websites, checking details and reading how-to guides. He’d even bitten the bullet and created an account on a website so he could ask a cosplayer where she’d gotten her patches. That had led him to Etsy, and another account as well as a P.O. Box, both in an alias no one would ever be able to connect to him.

The sewing had been easy, a skill learned long ago in dusty tents and caravans. Then it had been a matter of tricking and charming his way into SHIELD’s weapons stores for his prop, lacing up a battered pair of combat boots, and wrangling his newly darkened and grown-out hair into a classic pretty boy style he’d normally never consider. Even the dog tags around his neck were in character.

Barnes, James Buchanan.

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spektrmodule:

amnesiacbutterfly:

i have seen the future and this will never be okay

IT WAS THE MSOT BULLSHIT DEATH HIS POWER WAS LITERALLY SURVIVAL HE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE SHI

spektrmodule:

amnesiacbutterfly:

i have seen the future and this will never be okay

IT WAS THE MSOT BULLSHIT DEATH HIS POWER WAS LITERALLY SURVIVAL HE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE SHI

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evannaleraven-elf:

An elf walks into a bar,
A hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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snaileggs:

This week on finding home stuck at goodwill

snaileggs:

This week on finding home stuck at goodwill

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pikachewbites:

slytherinvevo:

Don’t get too friendly with him, though, Rosie. Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood.”

HEADCANON THAT SCORPIUS MALFOY TAKES MUGGLE STUDIES AT NEWT LEVEL AND HE LOVES GOING TO THE BURROW FOR SUNDAY BRUNCH BC ARTHUR WEASLEY IS THE ONLY PERSON HE KNOWS WHO SHARES HIS ENTHUSIASM FOR RUBBER DUCKS 

 

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wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

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bckybhnes:

love yourself and accept the fact that steve rogers is bisexual

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pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

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dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

sassy-rising-angel:

colorfullyfuckedazazel:

genuinewonderment:

sirsquidfish-thefirst:

Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
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no IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER TONY’S FACE OH MY GOD

thor’s pokerface

the fact that Steve sneezes in red and blue and probably white too we just cant see it

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thesubbburbs:

Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

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nyctaeus:

Ad Reinhardt, from ‘How to Look at Art, Arts & Architecture’ (1946)

nyctaeus:

Ad Reinhardt, from ‘How to Look at Art, Arts & Architecture’ (1946)

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scumplanet:

JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU

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